The soon-to-be Mr Roberts could explain how he subscribed to The Australian for a more balanced coverage of politics in this country. He could let us know what actually happens in illuminati meetings, and whether the tin-foil hats actually fit! Mr President, thank you for your indulgence. I'm sure everyone can agree we will miss him, and we urge him not to let the doors of this chamber hit him on the backside on the way out.

Debate adjourned.