Andrew Willcox (Dawson, Liberal National Party, Shadow Assistant Minister for Manufacturing and Sovereign Capability) Share this | Hansard source

Today is a day for a cat and a hat. A Labor tax grab—imagine that!

Today is Dr Seuss Day—let's give him a cheer! A question time session where the answers aren't clear.

The more that you read and the more that you'll know, the more that you learn and the further you'll go.

But look at the forecast. It's easy to see your money is fleeing as fast as can be.

Labor promised a cut to the bill for your lights—$275 was meant to be right.

Instead, the prices have shot oh so sky high like a Grinch in the night. It was a big porky pie.

Families go shopping for green eggs and ham, but the checkout is feeling more like a big scam.

The Whos down in Whoville are clinging to hope while inflation is pulling the end of their rope.

Labor talks about windmills and solar powered schemes while bankrupting businesses with green tinted dreams.

A net zero fable that's empty and thin, where the power bills rise because the blades barely spin.

As Dr Seuss would say with a frown, this Labor performance is letting us down.

The cat has made chaos, and our wallets are flat, and no clever rhyme will ever fix that.

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