Leader of the House, in the Queensland election the LNP averred, 'Do the crime, do the time,' a flagrant lie; the jails have been full and overflowing for three years, and that a vote for KAP is a vote for Labor—perish the thought! Another lie. Townsville's crime rate warranted KAP detouring from its trademark alternative for how to vote and actually preferencing the Liberals. Oh well, it's a shame—but anyway.

The muckraking is dredging up youth indiscretion. Leader, would you agree that LNP's strategies were successful? LNP moral conviction is in the gutter.