What do roosters do to chickens? Mr Speaker, I’m staying away! I have found on the web you can actually buy a thing called a rooster puppet: ‘Don’t be afraid to get cocky when you work this rooster puppet,’ it says, ‘you can strut and crow with the best of them when you animate his head and his feet.’ So there was Lachlan Harris in sync with the member for Lilley with the tried and true practised line of the day—